The First Try..

I woke up at 6:30, getting ready for my driving exam, it's my first exam so I thought it would be best if I looked good infront of the policeman (lol), so I shaved, took a shower and drank coffee.. My teacher arrived around 7:20, I drove around for a while until it was time to go take the test..
At 8, I reached Al-Qurum, my starting point was there, I looked around at the people, some have that sad look on their face, and some are happy, which would tell me who passed and who didn't.. Anyhow, my teacher left the car and went to find the dude that was supposed to test me, he came back after a while telling me that an officer called "Abbas" will be the one who will test me, I looked around and noticed that the policemen looked friendly, so there was nothing to worry about..

My teacher left, I looked around at the girls sitting on the grass (not bad lol), a guy came to my window and asked me, who's going to test you? I told him Abbas.. At that moment, the whole street went silent, cars stopped moving, people stopped crying, other stopped smiling and everybody was looking at me (lol).. The dude on my window asked me "Abbas?" I said "yeah what about him.?".. He asked me to go home as there is no way I'll pass.. I answered him telling him that I'd just take the test, fail if I had to, then go home.. He said "Fine, have it your way, but it would be a good idea to go over the pavement from here" and left.. People continued to move.. :-P

At last, Abbas arrived, he was this really fat dark police officer with a short beard, he looked more like a bulldog with that frown on his face, he was one huge son of a b*tch..
He sat next to me, shouted my name, I answered "yes correct" (jumping out of my chair..) He wrote some stuff on his paper, and asked me to drive..

I drove until the end of the road for less that 15 seconds, I was actually scared of him with that dog look on his face and my hands were shaking (lol)..


He asked me if it was possible to go straight, I said "yes and no"
more than 50 times (I was nervous) until I decided my answer was yes.. He said "Go ahead then".. I drove for a bit less than a minute, he told me to take a parking spot, and so I did, then he asked me to reverse and go back in the same road I was driving in.. I reversed, started moving in the road, when I noticed that the road was too narrow to be a two way road, that is when I figured out that I blew it.. lol He asked
me to go back where I started, and put my papers away.. lol

The whole thing was very short and it was a very bad experience..! So you want good advice? Screw your license, and if you didn't go by this advice, make sure you stay away from Abbas.. lol